things i am learning about myself as i sit on the sofa and recuperate
1. I can eat raisin bran for any meal.
2. I am adjusting too easily to being waited on. Brooke gave me a dress-up crown today because she said I am the queen and everyone else in the family is my "slave".
3. I am getting worse at Sudoku the longer I do it.
4. I have the attention span of a gnat.
5. I have absolutely no disciplinary power over my kids right now.
6. Narcotic drugs make you constipated.
7. Milk of Magnesia tastes like ass.
8. Yesterday I bathed completely by myself, without help from anyone! (I am thrilled by the little victories.)
So as you can see (I hope) I have not yet lost my sense of humor.
2. I am adjusting too easily to being waited on. Brooke gave me a dress-up crown today because she said I am the queen and everyone else in the family is my "slave".
3. I am getting worse at Sudoku the longer I do it.
4. I have the attention span of a gnat.
5. I have absolutely no disciplinary power over my kids right now.
6. Narcotic drugs make you constipated.
7. Milk of Magnesia tastes like ass.
8. Yesterday I bathed completely by myself, without help from anyone! (I am thrilled by the little victories.)
So as you can see (I hope) I have not yet lost my sense of humor.
posted by T$ at
2:09 PM
2 Comments:
Perhaps you could incorporate observations 1, 2 and 6 together and have someone serve you Raisin Bran with prunes in it instead of raisins?
I'm glad you haven't lost your sense of humor. I think it's about all that gets you through something like this. That and the knowledge it's not a permanent condition.
I cannot imagine being sofa-ridden. It must be the best (relaxing) and the worst (cooped up and needing help) without the right circumstances (like, say, being on a cruise ship or a tropical island.)
Hang in there!
Hh
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